1.Girlfriend In A Coma
Girlfriend in a coma, i know
I know - it's serious
Girlfriend in a coma, i know
I know - it's really serious
There were times when i could
Have 'murdered' her
(but you know, i would hate
Anything to happen to her)
No, i don't want to see her
Do you really think
She'll pull through ？
Do you really think
She'll pull through ？
Do ...
Girlfriend in a coma, i know
I know - it's serious
My, my, my, my, my, my baby, goodbye
There were times when i could
Have 'strangled' her
(but you know, i would hate
Anything to happen to her)
Would you please
Let me see her !
Do you really think
She'll pull through ？
Do you really think
She'll pull through ？
Do ...
Let me whisper my last goodbyes
I know - it's serious
2.Half A Person
Call me morbid, call me pale
I've spent six years on your trail
Six long years
On your trail
Call me morbid, call me pale
I've spent six years on your trail
Six full years of my life on your trail
And if you have five seconds to spare
Then i'll tell you the story of my life ：
Sixteen, clumsy and shy
I went to london and i
I booked myself in at the y ... w.c.a.
I said ： 'i like it here - can i stay ？
I like it here - can i stay ？
Do you have a vacancy
For a back-scrubber？'
She was left behind, and sour
And she wrote to me, equally dour
She said ： 'in the days when you were
Hopelessly poor
I just liked you more...'
And if you have five seconds to spare
Then i'll tell you the story of my life ：
Sixteen, clumsy and shy
I went to london and i
I booked myself in at the y ... w.c.a.
I said ： 'i like it here - can i stay ？
I like it here - can i stay ？
And do you have a vacancy
For a back-scrubber ？'
Call me morbid, call me pale
I've spent too long on your trail
Far too long
Chasing your tail
Oh ...
And if you have five seconds to spare
Then i'll tell you the story of my life ：
Sixteen, clumsy and shy
That's the story of my life
Sixteen, clumsy and shy
The story of my life
That's the story of my life
That's the story of my life
That's the story of my life
The story of my life
That's the story of my life
That's the story of my life
That's the story of my life
That's the story of my life
That's the story of my life
That's the story ...
3.Hand In Glove
Hand in glove
The sun shines out of our behinds
No, it's not like any other love
This one is different - because it's us
Hand in glove
We can go wherever we please
And everything depends upon
How near you stand to me
And if the people stare
Then the people stare
Oh, i really don't know and i really don't care
Kiss my shades
Hand in glove
The good people laugh
Yes, we may be hidden by rags
But we've something they'll never have
Hand in glove
The sun shines out of our behinds
Yes, we may be hidden by rags
But we've something they'll never have
And if the people stare
Then the people stare
Oh, i really don't know and i really don't care
Kiss my shades ... oh ...
So, hand in glove i stake my claim
I'll fight to the last breath
If they dare touch a hair on your head
I'll fight to the last breath
For the good life is out there somewhere
So stay on my arm, you little charmer
But i know my luck too well
Yes, i know my luck too well
And i'll probably never see you again
I'll probably never see you again
I'll probably never see you again
Oh ...
4.How Soon Is Now ？
I am the son
And the heir
Of a shyness that is criminally vulgar
I am the son and heir
Of nothing in particular
You shut your mouth
How can you say
I go about things the wrong way ？
I am human and i need to be loved
Just like everybody else does
I am the son
And the heir
Of a shyness that is criminally vulgar
I am the son and heir
Oh, of nothing in particular
You shut your mouth
How can you say
I go about things the wrong way ？
I am human and i need to be loved
Just like everybody else does
There's a club, if you'd like to go
You could meet somebody who really loves you
So you go, and you stand on your own
And you leave on your own
And you go home, and you cry
And you want to die
When you say it's gonna happen 'now'
Well, when exactly do you mean ？
See i've already waited too long
And all my hope is gone
You shut your mouth
How can you say
I go about things the wrong way ？
I am human and i need to be loved
Just like everybody else does
5.Panic
Panic on the streets of london
Panic on the streets of birmingham
I wonder to myself
Could life ever be sane again ？
The leeds side-streets that you slip down
I wonder to myself
Hopes may rise on the grasmere
But honey pie, you're not safe here
So you run down
To the safety of the town
But there's panic on the streets of carlisle
Dublin, dundee, humberside
I wonder to myself
Burn down the disco
Hang the blessed dj
Because the music that they constantly play
It says nothing to me about my life
Hang the blessed dj
Because the music they constantly play
On the leeds side-streets that you slip down
Provincial towns you jog 'round
Hang the dj, hang the dj, hang the dj
Hang the dj, hang the dj, hang the dj
Hang the dj, hang the dj, hang the dj
Hang the dj, hang the dj
Hang the dj, hang the dj
Hang the dj, hang the dj, hang the dj
Hang the dj, hang the dj
Hang the dj, hang the dj
Hang the dj, hang the dj, hang the dj
Hang the dj, hang the dj
Hang the dj, hang the dj
Hang the dj, hang the dj, hang the dj
Hang the dj
6.Please, Please, Please, Let Me Get What I Want
Good times for a change
See, the luck i've had
Can make a good man
Turn bad
So please please please
Let me, let me, let me
Let me get what i want
This time
Haven't had a dream in a long time
See, the life i've had
Can make a good man bad
So for once in my life
Let me get what i want
Lord knows, it would be the first time
Lord knows, it would be the first time
7.Rubber Ring
A sad fact widely known
The most impassionate song
To a lonely soul
Is so easily outgrown
But don't forget the songs
That made you smile
And the songs that made you cry
When you lay in awe
On the bedroom floor
And said ： 'oh, oh, smother me mother...'
No ...
Rubber ring, rubber ring, rubber ring, rubber ring
La ...
The passing of time
And all of its crimes
Is making me sad again
The passing of time
And all of its sickening crimes
Is making me sad again
But don't forget the songs
That made you cry
And the songs that saved your life
Yes, you're older now
And you're a clever swine
But they were the only ones who ever stood by you
The passing of time leaves empty lives
Waiting to be filled (the passing ...)
The passing of time
Leaves empty lives
Waiting to be filled
I'm here with the cause
I'm holding the torch
In the corner of your room
Can you hear me ？
And when you're dancing and laughing
And finally living
Hear my voice in your head
And think of me kindly
No ...
Rubber ring, rubber ring, rubber ring, rubber ring
La ...
No ...
Rubber ring, rubber ring, rubber ring, rubber ring
Do you
Love me like you used to ？
Oh ...
Rubber ring, rubber ring, rubber ring, rubber ring
La ...
You're clever
Everybody's clever nowadays
You're clever
Everybody's clever nowadays
You are sleeping
You do not want to believe
You are sleeping
You do not want to believe
You are sleeping
You do not want to believe
You are sleeping
8.Sheila Take A Bow
Is it wrong to want to live on your own ？
No, it's not wrong - but i must know
How can someone so young
Sing words so sad ？
Sheila take a, sheila take a bow
Boot the grime of this world in the crotch, dear
And don't go home tonight
Come out and find the one that you love and who loves you
The one that you love and who loves you
Oh ...
Is it wrong not to always be glad ？
No, it's not wrong - but i must add
How can someone so young
Sing words so sad ？
Sheila take a, sheila take a bow
Boot the grime of this world in the crotch, dear
And don't go home tonight
Come out and find the one that you love and who loves you
The one that you love and who loves you
Take my hand and off we stride
Oh, la ...
You're a girl and i'm a boy
La ...
Take my hand and off we stride
Oh, la ...
I'm a girl and you're a boy
La ...
Sheila take a, sheila take a bow
La ...
Throw your homework onto the fire
Come out and find the one that you love
Come out and find the one you love
9.Shoplifters Of The World Unite
Learn to love me
Assemble the ways
Now, today, tomorrow and always
My only weakness is a list of crime
My only weakness is ... well, never mind, never mind
Oh, shoplifters of the world
Unite and take over
Shoplifters of the world
Hand it over
Hand it over
Hand it over
Learn to love me
And assemble the ways
Now, today, tomorrow, and always
My only weakness is a listed crime
But last night the plans of a future war
Was all i saw on channel four
Shoplifters of the world
Unite and take over
Shoplifters of the world
Hand it over
Hand it over
Hand it over
A heartless hand on my shoulder
A push - and it's over
Alabaster crashes down
(six months is a long time)
Tried living in the real world
Instead of a shell
But before i began ...
I was bored before i even began
Shoplifters of the world
Unite and take over
Shoplifters of the world
Unite and take over
Shoplifters of the world
Unite and take over
Shoplifters of the world
Take over
10.Some Girls Are Bigger Than Others
From the ice-age to the dole-age
There is but one concern
I have just discovered：
Some girls are bigger than others
Some girls are bigger than others
Some girl's mothers are bigger than
Other girl's mothers
Some girls are bigger than others
Some girls are bigger than others
Some girl's mothers are bigger than
Other girl's mothers
As anthony said to cleopatra
As he opened a crate of ale ：
Oh, i say ：
Some girls are bigger than others
Some girls are bigger than others
Some girl's mothers are bigger than
Other girl's mothers
Some girls are bigger than others
Some girls are bigger than others
Some girl's mothers are bigger than
Other girl's mothers
Send me the pillow ...
The one that you dream on ...
Send me the pillow ...
The one that you dream on ...
And i'll send you mine
11.Stop Me If You Think You've Heard This One Before
Stop me, oh, stop me
Stop me if you think that you've
Heard this one before
Stop me, oh, stop me
Stop me if you think that you've heard this one before
Nothing's changed
I still love you, oh, i still love you
...only slightly, only slightly less than i used to, my love
I was delayed, i was way-laid
An emergency stop
I smelt the last ten seconds of life
I crashed down on the crossbar
And the pain was enough to make
A shy, bald, buddhist reflect
And plan a mass murder
Who said lied i'd to her ？
Oh, who said i'd lied because i never ？ i never !
Who said i'd lied because i never ？
I was detained, i was restrained
And broke my spleen
And broke my knee
(and then he really laced into me)
Friday night in out-patients
Who said i'd lied to her ？
Oh, who said i'd lied ？ - because i never, i never
Who said i'd lied ？ - because i never
Oh, so i drank one
It became four
And when i fell on the floor ...
...i drank more
Stop me, oh, stop me
Stop me if you think that you've
Heard this one before
Stop me, oh, stop me
Stop me if you think that you've heard this one before
Nothing's changed
I still love you, oh, i still love you
...only slightly, only slightly less than i used to, my love
12.This Charming Man
Punctured bicycle
On a hillside desolate
Will nature make a man of me yet ？
When in this charming car
This charming man
Why pamper life's complexity
When the leather runs smooth
On the passenger seat ？
I would go out tonight
But i haven't got a stitch to wear
This man said 'it's gruesome
That someone so handsome should care'
Ah ! a jumped-up pantry boy
Who never knew his place
He said 'return the ring'
He knows so much about these things
He knows so much about these things
I would go out tonight
But i haven't got a stitch to wear
This man said 'it's gruesome
That someone so handsome should care'
La, la-la, la-la, la-la, this charming man ...
Oh, la-la, la-la, la-la, this charming man ...
Ah ! a jumped-up pantry boy
Who never knew his place
He said 'return the ring'
He knows so much about these things
He knows so much about these things
He knows so much about these things
New york version adds ：
I would go out tonight
But i haven't got a stitch to wear
I would go out tonight
But i haven't got a stitch to wear
Oh, la-la, la-la, la-la, this charming man ...
Oh, la-la, la-la, la-la, this charming man ...
Ah ! a jumped-up pantry boy
Who never knew his place
He said 'return the ring'
He knows so much about these things
He knows so much about these things
He knows so much about these things
13.What Difference Does It Make ？
All men have secrets and here is mine
So let it be known
For we have been through hell and high tide
I think i can rely on you ...
And yet you start to recoil
Heavy words are so lightly thrown
But still i'd leap in front of a flying bullet for you
So, what difference does it make ？
So, what difference does it make ？
It makes none
But now you have gone
And you must be looking very old tonight
The devil will find work for idle hands to do
I stole and i lied, and why ？
Because you asked me to !
But now you make me feel so ashamed
Because i've only got two hands
Well, i'm still fond of you, oh-ho-oh
So, what difference does it make ？
Oh, what difference does it make ？
Oh, it makes none
But now you have gone
And your prejudice won't keep you warm tonight
Oh, the devil will find work for idle hands to do
I stole, and then i lied
Just because you asked me to
But now you know the truth about me
You won't see me anymore
Well, i'm still fond of you, oh-ho-oh
But no more apologies
No more, no more apologies
Oh, i'm too tired
I'm so sick and tired
And i'm feeling very sick and ill today
But i'm still fond of you, oh-ho-oh
Oh, my sacred one ...
Oh ...
14.William, It Was Really Nothing
The rain falls hard on a humdrum town
This town has dragged you down
Oh, the rain falls hard on a humdrum town
This town has dragged you down
Oh, no, and everybody's got to live their life
And god knows i've got to live mine
God knows i've got to live mine
William, william it was really nothing
William, william it was really nothing
It was your life ...
How can you stay with a fat girl who'll say ：
'oh ! would you like to marry me ？
'and if you like you can buy the ring'
She doesn't care about anything
Would you like to marry me ？
And if you like you can buy the ring
I don't dream about anyone - except myself !
Oh, william, william it was really nothing
William, william
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